High School Musical (2006)

I had to see it. Even more jumbled and incoherent than I could have prepared for. There's a total of about 6 songs in this "musical," and it's extremely thin on logical lead-ins to them (my favorite is when VAH is just sitting around in total silence and then starts her lament about their nth-gen-recycled manufactured device that forces them apart). And oh man, Zac Efron's never living down that basketball number.

Interestingly, my taping of this movie (off the Disney Channel) was commercially uninterrupted for the first 30 minutes, like Schindler's List.

I have HSM2 on the ol' MythTV too, but...I'll have to watch like 20 art films to cleanse my palate.